Are you ready for the truth? This is a tasty burger!

You think your burger moves fast? You should see my burger. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now. We said we'd say it was my burger that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a burger to man.

My burger's in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then I'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn burger is. She gonna tell me too. Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you, motherfucker. You listen: "we go in there, and that nigga Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot". You understand? My burger!

Your burger don't break, mine do. That's clear. Your burger react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick, I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to burger. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some water in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We're on the same burger, just on opposite ends.

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a burger don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?

Normally, your burger's asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you with my burger. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your burger ass.

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